Apr28

If Carl Levin Had Syphilis He Would Be Ben Franklin 1

How could you not like a guy that looks exactly like Ben Franklin?  They are both politicians and I assume both have syphilis.  Or was that just Ben Franklin?

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Rating: 6.5/10 (19 votes cast)

Apr19

George Bush Channels Jesus 0

I guess if Jesus would have done coke and been a raging alcoholic when he was younger, these two would have a lot more in common – or not.

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Rating: 2.1/10 (34 votes cast)

Apr16

Droopy Dog Leads Republicans, Looks Unhappy 1

Cheer up Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.)!

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Rating: 7.3/10 (32 votes cast)

Mar18

Henry Waxman (D-CA) Is A Mole Man 0

I knew there was something wrong with him.  The teeth really gives him away.

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Rating: 8.8/10 (27 votes cast)

Dec29

Ron Paul and A Chimpanzee 0

Ron Paul and a Chimpanzee look alike

Ron Paul and a Chimpanzee look alike.  They also got the same scores on their SATs in high school.

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Rating: 6.8/10 (20 votes cast)

Dec27

James Carville and Skeletor 0

James Carville and Skeletor

James Carville and Skeletor look alike.  I forgot which one was Skeletor.

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Rating: 9.2/10 (32 votes cast)

Dec26

Michele Bachmann and Fright Night Vampire 0

Michelle Bachman and Fright Night Vampire

Michele Bachmann and the Fright Night Vampire look alike.  They will both suck the life out of you if you get near them.

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Rating: 7.6/10 (21 votes cast)