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Well, they'd be gay and that's just not appropriate for kids.

How could you not like a guy that looks exactly like Ben Franklin?  They are both politicians and I assume both have syphilis.  Or was that just Ben Franklin?

Peter Griffin goes bowling.  Michael Moore made some movie about bowling.  Damn, you can't get any more alike than that.

There are a lot of Buseys running around.  Maybe Nick Nolte was born from one.

I guess if Jesus would have done coke and been a raging alcoholic when he was younger, these two would have a lot more in common - or not.

Cheer up Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.)!

There's been a lot of buzz around Elena Kagan becoming the next Supreme Court Justice, but I'm pretty sure she's just Patton Oswalt in a dress.

It's hard to determine exactly what he looks like, but whatever you decide it's obviously not going to be something pretty.