Apr30

If Elmo and Grover Had Sex… 0

Well, they’d be gay and that’s just not appropriate for kids.

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Rating: 3.1/10 (22 votes cast)

Apr28

If Carl Levin Had Syphilis He Would Be Ben Franklin 1

How could you not like a guy that looks exactly like Ben Franklin?  They are both politicians and I assume both have syphilis.  Or was that just Ben Franklin?

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Rating: 6.5/10 (19 votes cast)

Apr23

Peter Griffin LookAlike 1

Peter Griffin goes bowling.  Michael Moore made some movie about bowling.  Damn, you can’t get any more alike than that.

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Rating: 8.2/10 (33 votes cast)

Apr21

Gary Busey Look Alike 0

There are a lot of Buseys running around.  Maybe Nick Nolte was born from one.

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Rating: 7.7/10 (28 votes cast)

Apr19

George Bush Channels Jesus 0

I guess if Jesus would have done coke and been a raging alcoholic when he was younger, these two would have a lot more in common – or not.

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Rating: 2.1/10 (34 votes cast)

Apr16

Droopy Dog Leads Republicans, Looks Unhappy 1

Cheer up Mitch McConnell (R-Ky.)!

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Rating: 7.3/10 (32 votes cast)

Apr12

Patton Oswalt May Be The Next Supreme Court Justice 0

There’s been a lot of buzz around Elena Kagan becoming the next Supreme Court Justice, but I’m pretty sure she’s just Patton Oswalt in a dress.

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Rating: 9.8/10 (33 votes cast)

Apr7

Taylor Lautner Has Freaky Animal Characteristics 3

It’s hard to determine exactly what he looks like, but whatever you decide it’s obviously not going to be something pretty.

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Rating: 8.0/10 (41 votes cast)